Locked to Craig, David, Orlando and Sean

[palaceharry.livejournal.com]

*clears throat*  AHEM!

A Pome.  By Harry Sinclair.

 

There once was a Princess named Craig,
Wore chaps for to make Daisy beg.
With a thrust and a groan,
He made Daisy moan,
From the force of his mighty third leg.

Comments

[palace-sean.livejournal.com]

There once was a wanker named Harry,
with a face like a cat from an alley.
He drank like a lush, so his brain was just mush,
and his arse an impenetrable valley.

[palaceharry.livejournal.com]

Locked to Sean
Oh, it is just on now, Old Man,

There once was an old man named Sean
A tart with a crush on a fawn.
'Twould be Harry he's thank,
When the fawn he did wank,
Whilst he fucked him outside on the lawn.