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*clears throat* AHEM!
A Pome. By Harry Sinclair.
There once was a Princess named Craig,
Wore chaps for to make Daisy beg.
With a thrust and a groan,
He made Daisy moan,
From the force of his mighty third leg.
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Date: 2004-08-03 11:30 pm (UTC)Cute, hon!
Angie
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Date: 2004-08-04 04:18 am (UTC)There once was a wanker named Harry,
with a face like a cat from an alley.
He drank like a lush, so his brain was just mush,
and his arse an impenetrable valley.
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Date: 2004-08-04 05:42 am (UTC)[Ok so I went the higher road there but honestly I'm laughing my ass off. You never cease to amaze me. That said do NOT expect us to invite you to write the wedding vows anytiime soon! ;) ]
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Date: 2004-08-04 07:14 pm (UTC)It is way too damn early to read stuff like THAT. I haven't even had my third cup of coffee yet!! And Sean...
and his arse an impenetrable valley.
True mate, but your name isn't Orlando Bloom, is it? *winks*
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Date: 2004-08-04 09:27 pm (UTC)I sincerely hope that isn't your attemt at writing a speech for the wedding. It's quite true, especially the part about the "mighty" third leg though. Has someone been talking, or were you just dreaming about me again?
Although, I must admit, I am quite impressed. I wasn't aware that you could read, let alone write a poem. My congratulations to you for expanding your mind a bit. It was surely about time.
I have a bit of a talent with words too you know. I do believe you have a special day coming up before too long, and I shall be prepared.
Signed,
The Mighty Third Legged Craig