Locked to Craig, David, Orlando and Sean

[palaceharry.livejournal.com]

*clears throat*  AHEM!

A Pome.  By Harry Sinclair.

 

There once was a Princess named Craig,
Wore chaps for to make Daisy beg.
With a thrust and a groan,
He made Daisy moan,
From the force of his mighty third leg.

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[palace-johnny.livejournal.com]

LMAO! Don't tell me -- you guys just finished the getting-sloshed-in-the-tavern scene, right? :D I imagine the above literary masterpiece is now to be found scrawled on the wall of the men's room, right above the urinals...? [grin]

Cute, hon!

Angie

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[palace-joel.livejournal.com]

Wow, how, Slashy.

Me likes

[palace-sean.livejournal.com]

There once was a wanker named Harry,
with a face like a cat from an alley.
He drank like a lush, so his brain was just mush,
and his arse an impenetrable valley.

[palaceharry.livejournal.com]

Locked to Sean
Oh, it is just on now, Old Man,

There once was an old man named Sean
A tart with a crush on a fawn.
'Twould be Harry he's thank,
When the fawn he did wank,
Whilst he fucked him outside on the lawn.

Email to Harry from David cc: Craig, Orli, Sean

[palace-david.livejournal.com]

It is far too early in the morning for me to comment on this intelligently---if one CAN comment on such intelligently.

[Ok so I went the higher road there but honestly I'm laughing my ass off. You never cease to amaze me. That said do NOT expect us to invite you to write the wedding vows anytiime soon! ;) ]

[palace-orlando.livejournal.com]

HARRY!!

It is way too damn early to read stuff like THAT. I haven't even had my third cup of coffee yet!! And Sean...

and his arse an impenetrable valley.

True mate, but your name isn't Orlando Bloom, is it? *winks*

[palaceharry.livejournal.com]

Hey love! Was hoping you'd find this...

And I knew there was something I'd forgotten to comment on? Since when is my arse impenetrable? It may be a little more exclusive than in days past, but there is still penetration aplenty! Just the other night... Do you want to tell the story love, or should I?

*shit eating grin*

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[palace-johnny.livejournal.com]

OK, this brings up a question. Are all the characters keeping their realspace last names? If so, then how do last names work within the Palace world? I'd expect Marton and Catherine's kids to all have Marton's and/or Catherine's last names, or some combination. I'd been actually thinking that Christian, Craig and Orlando were "Csokas" and Gwyneth, Jake and Anna were... whatever Queen Catherine's last name is. If that's not the case, then where did "Bloom," "Bale," "Paquin," etc., come from in the context of the ficverse?

Angie, curious

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[palacechristian.livejournal.com]

Dunno love. I don't use a last name at all, specifically so I can avoid that kind of a question. *pokes tongue out at you*

Maybe I'll just go whop the Bloom kid upside the head with a dead trout. Will that do it, do ya think?

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[palace-johnny.livejournal.com]

LOL! Maybe. :) It might make him think about it, at least, and come up with a sort of reasonable explanation, now that he's painted himself into a corner. [hum]

OTOH, he bounced off Johnny's stirring up of the cafeteria in his scene with Harry, so I owe him one. Maybe a dead trout is a bit harsh -- how about a plastic one instead? At least it'll smell better. ;)

Angie

[palace-craig.livejournal.com]

Harry. Harry. Harry.

I sincerely hope that isn't your attemt at writing a speech for the wedding. It's quite true, especially the part about the "mighty" third leg though. Has someone been talking, or were you just dreaming about me again?

Although, I must admit, I am quite impressed. I wasn't aware that you could read, let alone write a poem. My congratulations to you for expanding your mind a bit. It was surely about time.

I have a bit of a talent with words too you know. I do believe you have a special day coming up before too long, and I shall be prepared.

Signed,
The Mighty Third Legged Craig