Guy and Jude get religion... well, not really.

[palace-guy.livejournal.com]

[This takes place a few days after Guy meets Jon, and before Guy and Jude write their checklists]

Jude walked along the hallway, meaning to go down to the gym for a bit, watch the men for a while. But as he passed Guy's door he stopped, and turned seeing the door slightly ajar. *Idiot*

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[palace-johnny.livejournal.com]

Oh, ROFL! I wish I had a recording of the scream Guy made when Jude yanked back the shower curtain! LMAO!

These guys are so funny, I love their scenes even when they're not fucking. [grin]

Angie

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[palace-guy.livejournal.com]

[Guy] *reads comment, makes squeaking noise* It was NOT funny and I did NOT scream! *pouts*

[Jude:] You LIAR. *is indignant* I bet they heard you down the corridor you screamed that loud!

[Guy] I did NOT! They DID not! And if I did it was your fault for startling me. *folds arms and glares*

[Jude:] Why don't I ask them eh? That might be fun *grins* And I didn't know you were gonna act like a girl, did I?

[Guy] *snorts* And how on earth would YOU know whether I was acting like a girl or not. Unless you've just been fooling me this whole time and you're secretly running around hetting it up all over Palace. Stuart's got some lovely little old lady clients I could send your way...*drifts off.*

[Jude:] I refuse to dignify that with a response.

[Guy] NOW who's acting like a girl. *reads further.* Hey Pretty- where are these scenes when we don't fuck that the Angie-girl is talking about?

[Jude:] You mean we don't fuck? When? *is perplexed* Apart from that one time... *drifts off, lowering eyes*

[Guy] *grabs Jude's hand, squeezes gently.* That was different Jude- it didn't count. *says softly, then moves on again* And even when we get together in meta we end up fucking... d'ya think she means the bits in the scenes that are before and after the parts where we fuck? Because that would make a bit more sense.

[Jude:}*thinks hard* I think so. Cos we haven't not fucked. Ever. *is somewhat both pleased and appalled at that statement* I think so, definitely. *nods head*

[Guy] *furrows brow and thinks about times has met up with Jude* We've tried to not-fuck... when I came over and had pickles and peanut butter and lollies we weren't really *planning* to fuck- it just... kinda happened. Huh.

[Jude:] Must be cos you're a slut *nods head authoritatively*

[Guy] Yeah, that's probably true. *pauses, considers getting offended, shrugs in a 'meh' way* What- and you're not one? *raises eyebrow*

[Jude:] Maybe *shrugs* But you've had more practice than me.

[Guy] Well, I have been here for seven years... but I'd say you're well on your way *proudly*.

[Jude:] Well shut up and let me show you what a slut i'm becoming... *purrs*

[Guy] See- that's what I'm talking about...*growls*

[Jude:] *fucks roughly*

[Guy] *screams happily* *comes*

the end.

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[palace-johnny.livejournal.com]

[Angie] Well, yeah, that's actually what I meant. The parts where you're not actually fucking are pretty damn funny. *grin*

[Guy & Jude] *humphumphump* *moan* *groan*

[Angie] Umm, guys...?

[Guy & Jude] *gasp* *humphumphump* *moooooooooan!*

[Angie] *rolling eyes* Whatever. *wanders off*