rpg_palace | [Voicenotes] - 16 August (Reply)

[Follows Jonny getting his greedy paws on this. Also on com unit and also public]

FUCK.

Shut it, Jonny. Take it piece by piece.

First item. I have no idea what that's talking about. But they're talking about the royal family, so it should dawn on me soon. Christ, I hate not knowing what should be obvious to everyone.

Second item. Mentions her golden boy. Is this an affectation, a nickname, or is this one someone she's acquainted with? Personal retriever, that'd probably be Harry, which would make his Royal lover, um, Prince Orlando. Eldest royal lad is Prince Christian, but from the language, that may not be the Royal she was talking about in the first item.

Third item. Two lovers, that references something from a previous issue. One of them is probably Cillian. Body art kink, that would not be Cillian, since I didn't see any scars like that. But I could just be blind. Wouldn't be the first time.

Fourth item. East wing. Head of that department is Mads. The visitor might be the one who tested Mads up to first level. Ok. When exactly was that?

Fifth item. Um. Fuck. In my defense, I didn't see anybody walking by. Fuck. Talking about being blind.

So, piece by piece, this is somebody who has an incredible amount of access to royalty. Also hangs around the East Wing more than a little. And can avoid being seen.

Do not strike the thought that this might be more than one person. Just because source is singular doesn't mean there's only one. It'd make sense if there were two or more. Put in a little from everyone and it's harder to catch.

Just my bleedingly lucky day.