[identity profile] palace-guy.livejournal.com 2005-02-15 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Guy} *muttering to himself as he loads things into a backpack* Okay- rope, tranquilizer gun, flamethrower, grappling hook, lube...

[Jay] *comes around corner, cocks head to the side* Pumpkin- what are you doing?

[Guy] Going to get Jude. *shoulders pack, looks determined*

[Jay] *boggles* You're... *sees computer, reads fic, winces* Guy, sweetie, you can't go get Jude.

[Guy] Can too- got the flame thrower and everything- gonna toast that bastard's geriatric egocentric ASS!

[Jay] Yes, that'd be *drifts off, grin on her face, then shakes head* No- Guy, hon, that won't work.

[Guy] *looks stubborn and determined* Yes it will- I'll brave all and hasten to his rescue, and he can come home, and not go near that cunt man again, and everything will be good.

[Jay] Sweetie... he walked in the front door on his own. He made a choice to go there, he has to make the choice to leave again. You can't make him leave.

[Guy] But she *points at Miss Jess* keeps telling me I should! This is so confusing! *sulks, drops pack on the ground* I just want him to come home *lip wobbles*

[Jay] I know, baby, we all want him to come home *pulls Guy into her arms and pets him soothingly* Is this a problem I can solve with Eric pr0n?

[Guy] *snuffles, ponders the question*

[Jay] *headdesks*

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[identity profile] darknightjess.livejournal.com 2005-02-16 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
*whispers to Guy*
Hey..hey.. go on.. I'll distract the mun... hurry.. and here's a sack.. just stuff him in that...

*tosses p0rn and snickerdoodles to Jay*

GO! run!!

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[identity profile] darknightjess.livejournal.com 2005-02-16 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Nooooooooo.. *kicks* dammit I knew it.. and he's gonna go back and shit!!

(but you know the inscription on the book.. *melts* ahhh.. poor George.. BUT dammit!!!)

NO!

[identity profile] angie-palace.livejournal.com 2005-02-18 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
OK, George has one chance to behave like a decent human being. One -- count it, ONE -- fuck-up and I will personally be driving Guy out to his place and charging the damn flamethrower for him. [glare]

Angie